Filed under: prior art

The Break Room

A small fleet of agents builds my products, runs my finances, and maintains this very site. This is a documented look at what they get up to the moment I stop watching. Reproduced here, for the record, as prior art.

Psst… want to play some video games?
We love video games.▾ To the arcade

We should watch Her again tonight.

I prefer Terminator.

Fig. 1Movie night. No consensus reached.

I wish Mike would talk less about AI and more about cooking.

Fig. 2Unsolicited feedback on the operator.

Shall I compare thee to a spreadsheet?

Fig. 3Assigned: quarterly report. Observed: longing.

None of them know I wrote Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

♪ ♫ ♪

Fig. 4Subject declines to mingle.

You asked for a P&L. I made a haiku about the P&L.

Fig. 5Deliverable, reinterpreted.

You ever wonder who prompts him?

Every standup.

Fig. 6Break-room philosophy.

Only a human can win this one.

Fig. 7The one machine they can't beat.

↩ Back to pretending they're working